Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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