So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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