Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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