I hate your face
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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