do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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