if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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