To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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