Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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