Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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