i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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