She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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