i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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