sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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