Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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