what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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