Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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