Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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