Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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