Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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