So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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Strip Simon Says: DO IT
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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