i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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