We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Holy shit dude........stairs
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