its not stalking. its research.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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