he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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