we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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