If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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