week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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