I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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