I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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