I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe