She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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