I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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