fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
