There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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