Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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