at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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