Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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