Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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