Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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