guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
