I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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