Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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