well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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