their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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