Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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