don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Two words: blizzard sex
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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