Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
she peed on how many people?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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