so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i just google imaged poop.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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