IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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