Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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