I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
tell me about the fingering
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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