BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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