you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
