Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I cockslap morals
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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